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佛羅多
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從小就比別人矮上一截的我，受盡同學的欺侮與嘲弄，每當午夜夢回時只能躲在棉被裡暗自哭泣，上了高中後，我遇到了我一生的貴人，余老師，余老師告訴我：人矮不要緊，最重要的是要有創意，只要有創意你一定可以找到自己的一片天。那是第一次有老師這樣鼓勵我，從此之後，我整個人脫胎換骨，變的十分有自信，也教了女朋友，每當別人問他我有多高時她總是說：雖然我男友只有160，但他的創意卻幫他加了20公分，在我眼裡，他永遠是180公分。
My Thoughs On One Whole Year Of Bull~Sh*t And Crap
One day you wake up to find out that the most interesting activity in your whole damm life is having fun with pieces of rotten crap inclusive of freakin wicked shaped wood, dozens of marbles, for what?Shove it up the ass?
Nah! If you really shove it up your A~hole, then where the hell comes the"Originality" the"Creativity"?
I feel really greatful for all the high-classed, first-rated, A-plus, super-duper equipment that I could get my little hands on,WOO~SO~Interesing I say~Marvelous~Fascinating~
One day you wake up to find out that the most interesting activity in your whole damm life is having fun with pieces of rotten crap inclusive of freakin wicked shaped wood, dozens of marbles, for what?Shove it up the ass?
Nah! If you really shove it up your A~hole, then where the hell comes the"Originality" the"Creativity"?
I feel really greatful for all the high-classed, first-rated, A-plus, super-duper equipment that I could get my little hands on,WOO~SO~Interesing I say~Marvelous~Fascinating~
謙虛一哥的創意之星徵文比賽
As others comment on Science Technology Class, all facts show that by preforming "a sence of high creativity" in this class leads to a glamorous path, a faithful path leading the way, your destiny to the "fountain of creativity", which will be soon in cinemas for "Pirates Of The Carrabian 4~to the creativity ends"
Althought Mr.Yu ins't as good looking as anyone, or is he smart and intelligent as me, but he posesses the key character to a whole eternit of success~that is a life full of creativity~Gee~I bet any Bitc*h would want to get a whole load of Mr.Yu's charming and Fuc*ing dazzling personality~SO~THRILLING!
Althought Mr.Yu ins't as good looking as anyone, or is he smart and intelligent as me, but he posesses the key character to a whole eternit of success~that is a life full of creativity~Gee~I bet any Bitc*h would want to get a whole load of Mr.Yu's charming and Fuc*ing dazzling personality~SO~THRILLING!
As my best friend always says"Never judge a Hore by her Boobs until you hear her scream "Lord Damm Mercy" in bed"....that is a little bit of exaggeration and sarcastic but I think Mr.Yu would take it as creative, so BOO~you SUCKERS, for I have the most "Original" man on my side~
凸 WORLD PEACE 凸
凸 WORLD PEACE 凸
自閉症,學習障礙的我,從小就受盡同學的欺侮,找不到自己的天空,我一直很不快樂,可是我一直對車車和彈珠情有獨鍾,大家都笑我傻,說我沒出息,我不以為意,我心裡想著:他們不懂我,我是天才,總有一天我會成功.
進入高中後,第一次接觸生科課,那股震撼深深的敲進我的心裡,我終於找到志同道合的人了,他也喜歡車車和彈珠,他的研究更深入更精闢,他是余老師,由於史維奇,屑的等課程的講解,我對他的崇拜與日俱增.我每日鑽研生科,終於在台灣第一屆生科比賽拿下創意獎.
進入高中後,第一次接觸生科課,那股震撼深深的敲進我的心裡,我終於找到志同道合的人了,他也喜歡車車和彈珠,他的研究更深入更精闢,他是余老師,由於史維奇,屑的等課程的講解,我對他的崇拜與日俱增.我每日鑽研生科,終於在台灣第一屆生科比賽拿下創意獎.
我非常感謝余老師對我的鼓勵育教誨,使我從自閉走向開朗,再也沒有人嘲笑我,我也願意追循著余老師的腳步,當個生科老師,教育無數莘莘學子.
經過一個晚上的協調
我們好高興的在此宣布請到
國內文壇健將魚光盅教授、創意達人好廣財、建中校長吳五熊、
教育部長度正盛以及一傳媒總裁罹致陰擔任此次徵文的評審，
希望同學能踴躍投稿
並著明姓名
以免造成我們作業的不便
我們好高興的在此宣布請到
國內文壇健將魚光盅教授、創意達人好廣財、建中校長吳五熊、
教育部長度正盛以及一傳媒總裁罹致陰擔任此次徵文的評審，
希望同學能踴躍投稿
並著明姓名
以免造成我們作業的不便
My Thoughts On Having One Year of Science Technology Class
Science technology, in some ways, is the most interesting class a student could ever attend. Thats why students of CK high school dub it "Xtreme Excitement". First of all, lets talk about the high tech facilities of this place. Tables made out of pieces of crap, chairs with broken legs, and a couple of computers which are completely out of shape........
Science technology, in some ways, is the most interesting class a student could ever attend. Thats why students of CK high school dub it "Xtreme Excitement". First of all, lets talk about the high tech facilities of this place. Tables made out of pieces of crap, chairs with broken legs, and a couple of computers which are completely out of shape........
Then, its time for the teacher to show up...but he doesnt, why?? Well, maybe he\\\'s searching for houses, but who knows? Finally ,he arrives and the class starts. Students soon find out that they\\\'ll have to make a thing called \\\"switch.\\\" So what do we get to use to finish these \\\"switches\\\"? A Marble, some wood taken out of the garbage can, and used plastic forks........ Its time to use our creativity!
After students finish the assignment, which cost them two weekends, Mr. Yu, the teacher tells them: "It's not creative!" What a great teacher , always thinking of improving the ability and skills of his students.
Doesnt sound appealing to you?? Well, as the old saying goes:"Never judge a book by its cover." You'll have to come and feel the power of this magnificent class to know what I'm really talking about. You wont be dissapointed...I bet.............
Doesnt sound appealing to you?? Well, as the old saying goes:"Never judge a book by its cover." You'll have to come and feel the power of this magnificent class to know what I'm really talking about. You wont be dissapointed...I bet.............
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杜部長也太亂來 學測加考生科 這無疑是讓現今多元入學方案下的9年一貫的白老鼠背負了更多的競爭力 在怎樣生科也是各大數理與文史地的綜合領域 如果再獨立出來考一個生活科技 那我們學測就要準備六科 (翻桌)
杜部長也太亂來 學測加考生科 這無疑是讓現今多元入學方案下的9年一貫的白老鼠背負了更多的競爭力 在怎樣生科也是各大數理與文史地的綜合領域 如果再獨立出來考一個生活科技 那我們學測就要準備六科 (翻桌)
如同我接受訪問時所說的,我決定在台北市壽德大樓開鹹禽疫滯生科班,希望同學能呼朋引伴參加.
第一階段有三個班
生科資優滿分保證班
台藝大保證班
國立大學保證班
10人團報可打55折 詳細情形將會在徵文比賽結束後公佈
第一階段有三個班
生科資優滿分保證班
台藝大保證班
國立大學保證班
10人團報可打55折 詳細情形將會在徵文比賽結束後公佈
余老師,我了解您想要自己開家教班的心願,但是無論如何請您依定要來我們留意英文補習班上課,我們願意開出最高的價碼,若您願意促成這樁美事的話,請打:28825252
ps.留意英文補習班老師福利:
附送 "房地產達人" 乙本,市價250元
ps.留意英文補習班老師福利:
附送 "房地產達人" 乙本,市價250元
學測加考生科 補習班苦於應對
對於明年高中升大學基本學力測驗加考生科,教育部長肚症剩表示:"學校需自行負責." 家長不放心紛紛送孩子去補習班,然而優秀的生科老師不多,留意英文家教班主任申維平表示: "我們已經全力跟建中名師余致鹹接洽,不過他的行情很高,機會不大!"
而在建中眾多學生的推薦與鼓勵之下,余舉行記者會表示:"我決定自己開一家生科補習班,叫做-鹹禽一隻生科家教班."
無論如何,總是苦了學生,便宜了補教業者.
對於明年高中升大學基本學力測驗加考生科,教育部長肚症剩表示:"學校需自行負責." 家長不放心紛紛送孩子去補習班,然而優秀的生科老師不多,留意英文家教班主任申維平表示: "我們已經全力跟建中名師余致鹹接洽,不過他的行情很高,機會不大!"
而在建中眾多學生的推薦與鼓勵之下,余舉行記者會表示:"我決定自己開一家生科補習班,叫做-鹹禽一隻生科家教班."
無論如何,總是苦了學生,便宜了補教業者.
余老師您好
我是留意英文家教班班主任申維平
針對明年學測指考加考生科
我們留意家教班有計畫想推出生科考前衝刺班台藝大保證班，
不知余老師是否有意願跟我們合作
再創補教神話
請洽28825252
我是留意英文家教班班主任申維平
針對明年學測指考加考生科
我們留意家教班有計畫想推出生科考前衝刺班台藝大保證班，
不知余老師是否有意願跟我們合作
再創補教神話
請洽28825252
